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If so, maybe I'd find the courage to reject guys who didn't offer me a baseline level of respect or camaraderie. If not, maybe I'd be more understanding and communicative about lackluster performances.

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Conventional oral-on-a-vagina wisdom is "do the alphabet with your tongue," which is a solid guiding principal, but it doesn't take into those changes in tempo—and letter size, if we're sticking with the alphabet model—that make oral great.

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Then I connected my minute-long tongue pattern to my device through the Lovense Body Chat app, which lets you your saved patterns as well as access other people's patterns, including those developed by porn stars.

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